OUR FAVORITE CURMUDGEON IS W.C. FIELDS.

Nature battled him every step of the way, but he persisted, undiminished. Here are a few of our favorite quotes:
 
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

”Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."

”If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”

 "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."



"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."

"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."