A senior citizen went shopping in town and, upon returning to her car, found four men in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The would-be thieves didn’t wait for a second invitation. They jumped out and ran like mad. The woman, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. She was so upset that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told her story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.