We don't have much to sell on this site. It wasn't designed for that purpose. However, if you insist:

THE CURMUDGEON RADIO SHOW!

You won't hear anything like this on the radio. 80 minutes of strange and obscure music, comedy, odd concepts, ridiculous assumptions. Send to your city friends who can't find anything good on the radio any more. $5 postpaid. (quantity discounts)

extra copies of the carson curmudgeon   

Limited quantity. $5 postpaid (quantity discounts)
Send cash, checks, money orders (American please) to:
The Carson Curmudgeon, PO Box 11, Carson, NM 87517